The Fucking Awesome Theory

you don’t have to be perfect
you're fucking awesome
consistently so
that's all it takes
everybody deserves somebody who thinks they're fucking awesome
and anyone who doesn't think so, tough crap for them
because it only takes one.
no sense in wasting time wondering why he didn't like you
the answer is that
he just didn't realize you were fucking awesome
and that's his problem, not yours
it's hard to rationalize, but you have to believe it, in almost a militant way,
because it's true and life is short and you're too great to spend a second doubting it
please trust me on this one.

(THANK YOU to Lauren Antonian for instilling this in me; I am eternally your evangelist on all things love)